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March 21, 2010
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Oct 9, 2009, 9:32:52 AM
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:icongenevevex:
Pieces of a dragon's anatomy have been used for centuries in medicine, witchcraft, and fashion. With most of these items such as dragon's blood, talons, bones, and so on, one usually has to kill the dragon to recover them.

Here at Oddments and Tweaks, we are friends to dragons, and seek to bring you high-demand products, while not killing off all of our dragon friends.

Thus, we bring you the newest in dragon products: Dragon Snot! Medicinal uses? No idea! Magical properties? Again, clueless! But by wearing a bottle of this great product, you'll be showing everyone around you that you support not killing precious dragons for their "merchandise".

This dragon snot was collected from a minor (small) blue dragon and perfectly preserved in a small bottle just for you! The bottle has a sealed-in cork and been wire wrapped in silver for hanging with a matching bead dangle attached. The bottle also has a weathered label for ease of recognition.

*No Dragons were hurt in the collection and preservation of this product. In fact, the dragons SUGGESTED this product, so now I have a bunch of jars full of dragon snot. Just what I always wanted.

This bottle, and others like it, for sale in my ArtFire store: Oddments and Tweaks
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:icondinnin-darkheart:
Woot! I needs to get me some of that...I heard it was a cure all for teenage acne :laughing:
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:icongenevevex:
Oh yes! Teenage acne, adult acne, old-person acne, gout, gangrene.... It's almost like a miracle cure! ...except it doesn't help scurvy. Go figure.
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:icondinnin-darkheart:
Hmm..well I'm pretty sure that the only thing that cures scurvy is oranges. Maybe you should brew a concoction of both snot and orange juice! That'd do the trick :giggle:.
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*balthasarcraft Apr 21, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
:rofl: this is one of the best things i have seen in ages. the caption is great too!
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:icongenevevex:
Hehe! Thanks much!
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